“A strategy expert who collects passport stamps.”
Even his speeches are in the SEO key. Exceptional wayfarer: the one on the beach with pc in hand is him.
He manages to index dozens of web pages while sipping his three daily herbal teas. To win his heart just bring him a box of mango-flavored ones and buy from his Amazon affiliate link.
He has the ability to make everyone green with envy when he works from the Canary Islands for six months of the year. He knows the SERPs so well that he now knows which sites to visit to self-diagnose his ailments.